What’s the deal with redheads? It sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld bit but in all fairness (pun intended), for a group of people who make up only 2% of the population, our flame-haired ginger guys and gals have attracted much attention throughout history. Some of that attention is due to the obvious: redheads are babes. And we won’t say otherwise because we’ve got a firey redheaded woman on our production team who we don’t want to piss off. We hear they have terrible tempers.


But the fascination with redheads over the centuries hasn’t all been positive. They’ve also received far more hostile attention like being labelled barbarians by the ancient Greeks and Romans. In Ancient Egypt, redheaded men were burnt as human sacrifices at the grave of Osiris (god of the deceased) and their ashes were scattered to the four winds in the name of a bountiful harvest; red hair symbolised the golden wealth of the corn after all, so… makes sense. 


Other sources say the redheaded sacrifices had nothing to do with worshipping Osiris, but more because the barbarians were worshipers of Typhon, Osiris's redheaded enemy. Either way, if you were a redheaded man back then, it was better to hide, preferably somewhere cloudy to avoid sunburn. Conveniently, gingers naturally make more vitamin D so less sun exposure would have been fine if they needed to hide out in a cave for a while. 


In medieval times, people with green eyes and red hair were considered either witches, werewolves or vampires. There were even alchemical recipes requiring the blood of a redhead to turn copper into gold. Just mix the blood up with the ashes of a basilisk, easy as pie. 


Only a century or two ago, European men blessed with red hair were considered wimps but redheaded women, on the other hand, were of a different calibre. 19th-century studies by Cesare Lombroso and Guglielmo Ferrero concluded that red hair was associated with crimes of lust and rapacity (raping and pillaging vibes from their Viking ancestors?). They also concluded that 48 per cent of criminal women were redheads (we can’t vouch for how sciency this study was).


Speaking of studies, the fascination with redheads certainly seems to have infiltrated the modern science world, as more recent studies have shown that redheaded women respond better to opiates, and worse to local anaesthetics. They’re also super efficient with adrenaline, producing more of it and accessing it faster than non-redheads. Perhaps this helped 19th-century women deal with shiv wounds in prison because some research suggests that redheads are better at handling sharp or stabbing pain.


That’s not to say that redheads have a higher pain threshold altogether. Other studies have shown that redheads are more sensitive to certain kinds of pain, particularly heat, but it seems they might be better at resisting pain when it's carried by electric currents.


How or why any of these studies were done in the first place, we do not know. 


Scientific or not, redheads do seem to carry the reputation of having a somewhat spicy temperament and the people from Charles University in Prague wanted to know if this translated into the bedroom. The results published in their 2022 paper “Redheaded women are more sexually active than other women, but it is probably due to their suitors” suggest that redheaded women exhibit higher sexual desire, more activity, greater number of sexual partners and an early initiation of sexual life. However, the results also indirectly indicate that more liberated sexual behaviour in redheaded women could be the consequence of more people wanting to have sex with them. Because as we said, they are babes. 


Perhaps the higher sexual activity has something to do with the way redheads smell. According to Dr. Augustin Galopin’s 1866 book,  “Le parfum de la femme”, redheaded women smell like Ambergris; a solid, waxy material produced in the sperm whale. No yum-yucking people! Nothing turns us on more than a fiery-headed woman with notes of sexy whale chunder.

 
 
 
Previous
Previous

Next
Next